Thursday, December 29, 2011

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  • Now, it's time to say Thank You and wishing you all a very Merry Christmas



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  • I want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!



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  • I wish the same for you and everyone else, too!







  • I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997



    Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope



    Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter



    Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland



    Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland





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  • Had the obligation and duty of wish you all Merry Xmas and a happy new year!



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  • Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990



    Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968



    Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith



    Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim





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  • we all wish you a Merry Christmas Wayne and your present is on it's way.



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  • Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life.  ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities



    Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter



    Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni



    Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.  ~Author Unknown



    Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown







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  • With this cute puppy picture wanted to wish you all a happy Christmas eve



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  • For Christmas comes but once a year – Thomas Tusser. Best wishes for a happy









  • I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown



    It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller



    It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller



    I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997











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  • Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis



    Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.  ~Author Unknown



    A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown



    The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright